All right, I'm sure you missed me, as I promised awesome pics of the burnout!! I was so glad for Martin. What is really funny is that his career has turned around since my five year old daughter chose him as her favorite driver. So I told her baby just remember daddy's business is your favorite! Daddy's web site is your favorite! Daddy's .....you get the point! Anyway let's get Rankin!#6) #29 Kevin Harvick : Did you hear that Kevin was kidnapped Monday after the race? The situation was soon resolved when the real Ronald McDonald showed up for the kids birthday! Rusty was so was so embarrassed, but made up for it by letting Kevin take a few hot laps in Steve's Busch car!
#7) #17 Matt Kenseth : Everyone I talked to this week liked my joke about Matt and the apology in last weeks Rankins, only it was not a joke! Any way, I went to the De Walt trailer on Monday looking for a pink De Walt hat for my wife, they had none . The manager informed me that De Walt would not approve pink hats! Then on behalf of Matt and his crew he apologized for the inconvenience.
#8) #8 Dale Earnhardt Jr. : Visa announced this week that there was absolutely no truth whatsoever to the rumors that they would be sponsoring dale Jr. , they said by Golly they wish they were true, but there not! ( You gotta give me some credit for that one!)
#9) #01 Mark Martin : There was an article this week on NASCAR.com that said if Mark made the chase it would ruin NASCAR. I say Bull Hockey, NASCAR might be ruined if either one of the Busch brothers have a ride at the end of 08'.
#10) #7 Robby Gordon : No I'm not tryin to make amends for slamming his guys in my article "A day added to my race season", I' just tellin the truth. But you know what would be funny, if Jim Beam sponsored a race and all forty three drivers had to down a fifth in like ten minutes and then run the race! Of course it would only be funny till Paul Menard pulled into victory lane, What the....!
This weeks spoiler : Chad Mc Cumbee! Why you ask, cause I'm dieing to see a Petty car in victory lane one more time!
As always stay tuned , I could not write the article I promised on what I would do to Jamie McMurray for taking my bunny, the animal rights activists went nuts, which I don't understand, I did not threaten the bunny! ( I couldn't even catch the bunny, it runs faster then Jamie!)
