Sooo, While speculating that Dale JR could sign a $1,000,000,000.00 deal if he played his cards right it hit me that Racer Rankins were due. I wonder if the king of NASCAR is hiring for the position of court jester? I'd apply!
#1) #20 Denny Hamlin : they are racin the car of yesterday next weekend and Denny seemed to have it figured out at this track, However I wonder if he could go help UPS figure out where that package of mine they lost is , it's been missing about two years , ever since Dale Jarrett said he was gonna work for Mikey. I wonder if they used the $140.00 inside to get that race team started, it sure seems like it.
#2) #24 Jeff Gordon : Jeff said he is ready to step out of the car and let Mark Martin jump in if his wife Ingrid goes into labor at the end of June. I thought Celebrities scheduled things like this? I mean it's almost human that they would have natural child birth and that Jeff would rush home from work to see his daughter born. Jeff you're gonna have to work on your reputation buddy, you smooth , calculating , racing machine, you. Who's the Dad?
#3) #20 Tony Stewart : When interviewed last week after the incident with Kurt Busch, Tony said if Kurt had a problem he should take it up with him, in the pits! Look out everybody CAT FIGHT!!!
#4) #31 Jeff Burton : I guess RCR must have either bought a lot of orange paint in advance , or they just went ahead and painted em' all orange because they didn't think they would actually win the injunction against NASCAR. On a serious note about AT&T ( write it down that's the first and maybe only time you can see me call em' that!) if you go to Billoreilly.com and take his quiz AT&T will send the troops free phone cards!
#5) #48 Jimmie Johnson : yea , yea I know JJ has been down in the Rankins for a couple of weeks now, it's not my fault, keep finishing in the same position as Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s average career finish and you won't be in the Rankin's at all unless my wife drops Matt Kenseth for you!
Hey Y'all this is part one this morning , part two tonight , plus some awesome pictures coming from Martins burnout!!
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