Hey Ya'll Sorry we Are late this week! We are working on setting up an entirely new web site and it was supposed to launch by Wednesday, any way Mike Waltrip made the Field this week and I did not, Go figure!
Let's go rankin!
#1) #20 Tony Stewart - My wife is sitting here watchin him on the 200Th episode of track side live and says "you know he really seems OK!" to which I say "know when to say when" and take her beer away!
#2) #24 Jeff Gordon - The only Hendrick driver to qualify in the top 10 today, I guess the pressure of having a family and a baby on the way motivates Jeff, He's gotta find a way to make ends meet ya' know, look at where the rest of those Hendrick slackers with no family to support qualified!
#3) #17 Matt Kenseth - My friend saw Matt's picture for the first time today and says "Damn he's ugly", I guess they wear those helmets for more then just safety reasons. (sorry Kelli)
#4) #29 Kevin Harvick - On a serious note I met Jerry, A Gentleman who hauls one of Harvick's display cars, at Bargain Bills in laurel today. Being a RCR insider, I knew he'd have the Skinny on Dale Jr, The scoop?, Dale is going to TOYOTA , They pay great and you get weekends off!
#5) #8 Dale Jr. - Speaking of JR , Have you heard the latest about Him and Ginn Motor sports, Supposedly Kyle bush is joining him at Ginn next year. Ginn, Budweiser, and Busch, Sounds like a college dorm party! (P.S. go read my article "A Personal Personnel Change" I predicted a dark horse suitor for JR. )
#6) #48 Jimmie Johnson- Why so low in the rankins? Lowes did not have a display car out today , the rumor is they're running it in the race sunday, at least that is what Associate "Linda" said when I asked her why the "48" car was not on display.
#7) #31 Jeff Burton- I read where Alltel is re-thinking their associations since the success of AT&Cingulars' lawsuit, I'm not 100% sure of this but now that they know they can stay in the sport no matter what , they'll probably hire a real driver.
#8) #01 Mark Martin- Mark and Kenseth both love Dover so this could be a battle of former team mates, it doesn't matter which one would get it, you would hear the same basic apology for winning.
#9) #2 Kurt Busch- While I was out on display car tour today one of the hauler drivers pointed out that the #2 he had on display was a "Rusty Wallace " car , not Kurt Busch, which of course I knew because there was no #5 Kellogg's car sticking out the side of it!
#10) #5 Kyle Busch- As a fan of Hendrick Motor Sports I am sometimes embarrassed of kyle and what he says. So I was thinking next year at Dover instead of the "Autism Speaks 400" We could have the "Kyle Speaks 400: Together We Can Find A cure"
This weeks spoiler: Mikey Waltrip, It's been so long since he's been in a race he's liable to run right over somebody to get to victory lane! That's natural selection baby, the strong survive , the weak get run over!! See ya at the Pepsi hospitality tent, the Busch Race , and the Cup race on Sunday , I'll be the guy with Racer302 written on my shirt in sharpie!
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